Lol, feel like this belongs in “non-credible defense”

Provide them British food?

Air-Drop horse condoms, to create penile insecurity in the population?

Bombard them with mp3 players loaded with ai/auto tuner music?

Open a McDonalds chain?

Get Trump’s guy to fix their swimming pools?

Fund their GOP party?

Send evangelical christians to proselytize?

Provide all you can eat Ivermectin buffetts?

Cancel all Tuesdays to improve Trump’s negotiating position?

Send Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashnerbanerpal and Gilgamesh to kick ass? The Punisher? Judge Dread? Steven Seigal?

Meme Coin Market bizarres?

DNA replacement therapy virus to turn camels into alpacas? Or consumer rebates for Cybertrucks?

Shitzus?

My (cat person) mom has the following axiom: if the cat is at your home, it is your cat

“Hi, I’m George Kastanza, I’m 38 and I live with my parents.”

I love this “did way too many drugs in the office” cause this means there’s also responsible amount of at work drug use…

No, it’s because Ringo Star, drummer from the Beatles, has the Elfstones and is able to use them.

I think I heard someone say, that Ringo Star, the Beatles drummer, has the Elfstones, and knows how to use them!

But underneath the fur?

Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were

“Touching Jesus”

“Ths golden organ”

And the Navy sunk 139 squid trawlers, since 0.000000000001% chance some powder for shrimp now instead

Go watch Smashing Pumpkins video “Today”

We have “no-idea”(except we know EXACTLY because someone newspaper published a full page add about Aetheoship Dispute Devices that make your head very hot when they steal your ideas!) How, but David Corrigan STOLE OUR LIFE for that video

Because my bud delivered ice cream pies for Baskin Robins, and the lot of us would pile in the back of the styrofoam insulated van, filled with dried ice and leftover ice cream pies, that his insane-stoner-trust-fund-rich-boomer-boss- was incapable of counting.

An he would drive us to a national park, and we would box all the weed we could muster, like often a quarter ounce, in the air tight space, until we nearly blacked out.

Then we would pour out together and zerg the woods and rivers by the moon, except that fully 30% of the time the cops would be waiting, but so many teens were doing likewise, that by a miracle herd defense, we were somehow barely able to dive roll around alley lights, ditch the smoking dry ice in a, …, ditch, and crawl under trucks back into the ice cream van to drive “safely”(always beyond impaired driver) back home.

Where we would then dare that driver to eat as many ice cream (whole fucking pie sized) pies as in-humanly possible, then the rest of us would nearly aspirate pon our vomit from laughing for he would puke, such that it steamed the air from the temperature difference, inspite being down his gullet a half hour, still frozen!

And Gen X???

All of the above, but also:

We had to steal !ALL! our parents’ butter knives, and smelt them beneath electrical elements and toasters, then smoosh hash between them, with maximum force of strength and agressive sawing motions, whilst earnestly deep throating 2L plastic bottles with the bottom plate hacked off, inhaling madly, bobbing that plastic fume hood mere millimeters from the red hot poker. And if, somehow, whilst impaired, any part of this should go wrong somehow (how!? Why!?) Endure the humiliation at work home and school as people knowingly ridiculed the giant burn scars upon our cheeks of shame Also?(maybe? Unrelated?) From early elementary school dismissal, we would all congregate "pon the "play"ground for “rock-war”(EXACTLY what it sounds like, unless you think it sounds like music) till 6-11pm as peoples parents returned from work the kids could slink away to scarf a can a tomatoe soup and burned grilled cheesus. After that we congregated for roof-running, van-fleeing, and arson. So searing your face inquisition style with medical pain relief was a welcome graduation to sub-adult-hood

Ize da gy tha bilz da boa’ I’ve da gy tha saiz em

M R birds M R Knot M R Sew Cedar IT Bitey Vings? Whale oil beef hooked! M R birds!!!

As you say: “Hezbollah never seized firing either”

From this we absolutely know, by your clear choice of words, that you state:

You want Americans to give Iron-Dome missile defenses to Palestine and Lebanon, so that they can “seize-the-fire” of Israel. All non-Jewish semetic people thank you for your support, and ICE and Republican Officials welcome you for a fireside chat.

Indeed, your commander in McChef velcomes you to become a "foundation"al member of his ballroom.

Were there negotiations?

A lying sack of orange shit said so, and went out of it’s diaper to repeatedly insist it wasn’t yahoo-serious’ plan, and a bunch of mass murderous pedo-philes ham handed “free” press to “equal weight” above points

So yeah it must be 50% true right!?

So why are the negotiations not going anywhere???

Maybe if we believe harder?

The true space unicorn was hailed as a leopluridon

(As far as we know)Women are a very small % of psycho(or-any-type?)killers. Like shabby mass (violent) slaughter attempts is absolutely a mostly-male thing

BUT

The tiny % of female psycho killers is mostly all elderly/disabled care, and when convicted 10s-100s of kills. And thats what an official thinks its easy to prove to a dead-beat-jury, so truth be told, some of those gals did 100s or 1000s!!!

So the rare “Venus-Libertina” of infrequent-occurence yet maximum-slaughter does indeed put men to shame

Just based on the outrageous “strata” fees on “owned” lots for pre-fab/trailer parks (not the rental pad lots, totally different(same?) Story)

More per month just to get your (wife’s, ass) grass mowed than to maintain my ancient building…

Private Equity got anywhere you could move also

Nearly??? So long overdue!!!

In the 1980s when Regean fired all unionized Air-Traffic-Control and replaced them using the military. USA workers did nothing, and that’s when they lost the game folks! THAT was the moment, do or die, national general strike or… They COULD still knock over the table and walk out of the casino… any day now… in the last 40 years… maybe tomorrow… day after?..

PS Some kids cutting class on a Friday or Monday every 3 months is NOT a general strike!

The USA general population has been an insult to the entire world history of resistance and protest, since the late 1960s, so fuck you very much for abandoning your watch and dooming us all, you weak ass-hats.

Thanks mr skeltal

Nah, straight to the piss drinking stage, they wouldn’t drink ocean water, fish fucked there.

And yeah, half of them were already all about the aged urine rubs, cause not-a-doctor told them so.