Gives us plenty of time to source the finest woods

Agreed

“Our country is really the best, all the other countries suck… God bless Johnson & Johnson…”

You know those Portuguese that fucked your country for a bit? So America was formed by people like that. And because there was no real collective culture to fight against it, a lot of our beginnings are from over zealous fucks that thought God gave them this land and yet also provided the Christian shitstains with people to convert.

“Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety” - $100 bill man

It’s spelled usher, dumb fucks…

/S

Only way to celebrate McConnell imo.

That or send a Mario brother to deal with a turtle.

Russia is sinking, so they grabbed onto America and pulled us down with them, only they’re in our pockets stealing everything so once a rescue is done, they now own the American brands being hurt by the tariffs.

Due to dei rollbacks NWA is now known as removeds with attitude.

Also lmao censorship?

We all know that’s why the mistake was made. It’s not exactly rocket surgery.

Kickstart was at Taco Bell for a bit. No idea if it still is.

According to the white house you’re a woman too. As gender is now assigned at conception … Stupid penis taking 8 weeks to start appearing in utero.

Just shoot him and save us both some tax money. He’s Asian so the people that should care, won’t.

Everything’s just a retelling of Gilgamesh anyway, why bother protecting “originality”

Those ants were a druid colony and now you’ve eaten Neveah…

I’m just sad it’s only one casket.