He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

You paid money for that shirt?

That’s how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

Especially the phrase slay queen.

Nah, not handling gluten is your body’s way of saying you shouldn’t exist.

Sounds like a Minnesota problem that my California ass wouldn’t understand…

No it’s Scott Pilgrim

Don’t worry. They’re working on that. I have to start going back to the office 3 days a week :(

The first season doesn’t even come close to the worst things the gang did.

Mrs. Incredible has those dangerously thicc thighs

Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen yet today

They can leave a voicemail

I still use and prefer Pandora even with the ads. I like to have radio stations though to discover new music.

Sure, but please first send gay verification

Depends on the cheese

1990 is when the first home alone movie came out

There have been many truly amazing early access games though that might not have been made without it (rimworld, factorio, etc)

I didn’t like the way my character looked and I wanted to do things differently than I did.

And a better chair. My back will die with that chair