I honestly can’t tell the difference between real news and satire sometimes.

Will add $54.5 million to the economy

FTFY.

We call that a robust democracy.

I used to worry that I hated new Trek. Then lower decks and strange new worlds came out.

That’s the point of autopay

Do I look like a fucking star?

That’s what happens when you skip the primaries.

If you set the filter high to low you can choose the right amount of cheap.

The article says it was a surprise appearance. I guess not.

What does the CIA even do, if not investigate and handle exactly this situation?

Imitation chicken patties and nuggets are fantastic

This article is kind of garbage. They praise Austin for being a bright spot and greatly reducing their homeless population, and have explanations for what’s working.

But they don’t mention that Texas criminalized homelessness.

Forcing people to go somewhere else doesn’t give them a place to live, they go somewhere else. It’s like paying off one credit card with another credit card.

It doesn’t require that much computing power, that’s just a variable that gets set.

If the difficulty were set lower, one average computer could easily handle it.

I don’t know man. I really don’t want president Harris. Can we have Katie Porter as vice president instead?

Yeah, but if you had bought starfield at full retail price there’s a pretty good chance you’d have regrets about it.

I absolutely don’t mind spending a couple bucks a month to try a bunch of games. If there’s something I like and want to play a lot, I’ll eventually buy it.

I like game pass as an option for playing games that I don’t want to spend $60 on. But I also want the option to own it forever.

Nah, Biden is too old to be VP.

Taylor Swift will be 35 years old before the inauguration. There is still time to sub her in as vice president.

So much of today’s politics could be summed up by the phrase “we already fought a war about this, and your side lost”.