I hope you’re right. My worry is we keep the fossil fuels as-is and just use newer technologies to facilitate even more extraction.

They’ll just add solar and gas to the pile and keep the coal.

Yeah, he’s been an ultrawealthy real estate tycoon for the past 50+ years. It’s wild you missed that.

I’d like to have someone ask him to name all of his children out of the blue.

I bet he’d get three, maybe four.

There are consequences, but those consequences are a big fat bonus and a golden parachute.

“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

And by Trump, too. He’d definitely try and cash in if it were possible.

It was Kurzgesagt. Which was even more troubling since they are pretty reputable and they’ve done videos on the past trying to spur hopes on climate change. It seemed like a weird little factoid thrown into the mix rather than something directly related to current events.

I was watching a video about past extinctions and they had a line where the oceans warmed two degrees over two million years, which was just about enough time for the ecosystems to evolve and adapt.

Look at what we’ve done in two hundred.

God help them if they need to save a PDF.

“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He’s done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It’s also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.

“You know what’d really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme.”

Not enough non-white representation to be properly aggregated.

Hard stance against immigration.

His support of ‘people like them’ captures 80% of reasons why they’re voting.

It all adds up to them disliking people they have no actual interaction with because the news makes them scary. Just raw, unashamed bigotry marching for the Oval.

But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

Haven’t stopped planning for retirement and all that jazz but at this point it’s just theater.

It’s deviations from the mean, so if the deviation were “3” for example, values of 6, 3, 0, -3 and -6 would be 2, 1, 0, -1, and -2 deviations away from the central line, respectively.

Torturing children to own the libs

Do you take this man to be your husband? We’ve sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.

Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.