Either my purple freezies are deficient, or my sniffer is. I’ve never noticed a smell! (And purple is the only one I eat!)

Oh, I know it’s ridiculous. They took my family member, that’s all I needed to see to realize that.

You can have a high IQ and still be an utterly inept moron. I have family in Mensa and they are hands down some of the laziest, stupidest people I know.

Only if I can go on a cruise, too!

That would just make more more depressed than I already am.

That’s pretty normal for any doctor’s office. There is almost certainly items from other brands all over the back area where the patients don’t go, too. Drug reps go hard on the cheap freebies so the office will always have a reminder that their drug exists. If you ever see someone in the waiting room who is particularly attractive and dressed far nicer than average, that is usually a rep who is there to drop more goodies and shill their drug. As I understand it, it’s a very lucrative job.

Lots of bears where I am. If you hit them head on, your car is usually totaled.

Even ignoring the fact that he’s a billionaire and that’s what got him where he is, Musk’s personality seems to be such that he is innately annoying as fuck. He’ll always have yes-men around him because of his money, but I do wonder just how long everyone else in his current political circle are going to tolerate him. I’m hoping he’ll be his own annoying downfall.

Being able to see the full spectrum of colors that actually exist in the world. Every very rare once in a while someone is born with more cones in their eyes, which allows them to see more. The rest of us, though, will never know.

In regards to using items held by companions at camp, I tend to just play it like I actually have them all with me, but due to gameplay mechanics and limits on technology, some people just have to be camped. I don’t really want to play a ton of characters at once in a turned-based game, but in real life I would totally have my whole group out and about with me if at all possible.

Not assisting, just hanging out with them until they leave.

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Maybe get rid of the fake-ass TSA.

I heard on the radio this morning that… Philadelphia’s airport, I believe, is now allowing passengers to have people wait at the gate with them again. We haven’t seen that in decades, it gives me hope the TSA will one day be a thing of the past.

“We use the services of a third party wheelchair assistance specialist

I wonder what that corporate bullshit speak title actually stands for.

I got a robot vacuum/mop so I don’t have to worry about most of the floors, now, just need to remember to change out the water. I would have its little robot babies I love it so much.

My life while dealing with multiple chronic illnesses.

A swank and a… swish?

I really don’t want to add “pidgeon wearing a strap on” to my search history."

Here, I took one for the team because I absolutely have someone to send that image to lol. First hit was reddit:

Reddit link.

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That’s pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

This would 100% be my setup if I could use more than two monitors. I am incapable of having just one project at at time open, and this would just work so well for me.