KimJongFun [he/him]

Sir, we are they

Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!

I’m partial to Vault 43

No wonder boomers are so fucked, if my parents were serving this for dinner, I’d fill up on lead paint chips too

Eric Adams

Blue jean baby, LA lady

Yep. I often feel like I’m the only person I know who actually remembers the Bush years and I wasn’t even an adult yet

We’ll call it “King Philip Cabaret”

My ten year old car just has a little light bulb on the dash for that and it still hasn’t blown up

I’m seeing double here! Four Hitlers!

Even before I realized how much fedvans sucks that shit was so sus.

“Hey it’s me, Robert Evans! Check out this vulnerable child that escaped from a cult with no support network! I met him at a protest! Against cops! Isn’t that neat? What? This is effectively doxxing a child? Sorry, can’t hear you, I’m too busy playing with my knives! I’m a silly goose.”

At least 3 of the last 5 presidents were pedophiles, statistically speaking this is a losing proposition

Just a few blocks from the friendly troll statue that was built to stop homeless people from sleeping under the bridge!

Oh wow I can’t believe I forgot about that picture. In retrospect, probably one of the very first steps in a young kimjongfun’s radicalization