To paraphrase some guy I met on a carriage ride the other day: Hey you. You’re finally a woke.

The sequel

To think he could be making licence plates for free. /s

Sex: a horny dog

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

colonization is just another word for gay sex

A bic pic

Exactly! Just like on the map of Scandinavia, you could call Sweden and Norway the shaft and Demark the ejaculate.

could cut it with scissors

the microwave