According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.

I mean… That’s spot on.

To be fair, there wouldn’t be a difference between driving with eclipse glasses and driving with your eyes closed.

The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

You got to do it 3 times.

MUST…RESPECT…THE COPYRIGHT!

Will I get banned if I leave without posting?

Forget about it and go to sleep for 16 hours. It will eventually stop screaming.

My kitty is an evil tech wizard.
She crashed a newly installed default Debian Stable into an unbootable state, just by walking across the keyboard.

Plus tip.

Today that place in the middle would be blocked off by drywall and rented out for $1500/month.

My friends call me “Please fix my printer”.

I bet it’s North Korea!

You demand evidence to prove that Israel didn’t commit a war crime?
Proving guilt works the other way around.

88? What a coincidence

“we will bring total victory for the people of Israel”
– Netanjahu

If you translate that directly to German and replace “Israel” with “Germany”, you’ve got a Hitler quote.

But it sounds so much nicer.
I bet there’ll be palm trees and coconuts!

That internet still exists. But you used to hear about those sites from friends, and now you don’t anymore.

If Hamas just asks nicely, the Zionists will probably reconsider their stance and stop the genocide.

Unironically, yes. There’s been multiple attempts at negotiation in the past, where Israel was even willing to hand over land they had conquered before, for a two-state-solution. Hamas always declined, because they don’t want to negotiate with Israel. They want a world without Israel. And they’d rather have every single Palestinian die than accept their loss and sue for peace.