Ananääs

^ I’m with stupid

Lucky you, sounds like a chill lifestyle

Fork could be a name card holder for fancy dinner!

You got me there 💀

The real party was always in the ass anyways

Ye-- say what again?

Ah yes.

Also: instead of googling for the opening times better waste everyone’s time by sending a text or an email to the shop and making them spell it out for you!

Also: if you see the shop is clearly closed, lights aren’t on and you can see the opening times on the door and they say it’s not open but someone is inside better start knocking because surely they wish to serve you.

Also: never read the instructions of a product. Instead complain that it’s broken and demand a new product. Repeat.

Also: if you see a price list/menu/price tag or similar and you accidentally read it, better double check the price by asking “does this item cost what it says here”

Also: “employees only” actually means “for adventurous customers”

Also: if it says push, pull, if it says pull, push.

Not a short story but I recall we read Call of the Wild in school. Some nice animal cruelty for kids to think about.

From looms to wrooms, why not!

Could be basically any japanese company 😅

Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three QUICK MATHS! -Roadman Shaq

My mom and her husband were checking out a flat and the real estate agent had their fly open. After that they’d refer to her as “the fly-open” and remind each other of that person every now and then. I wasn’t there yet I remember the case. So I give you second generation memory of an awkward person!

That’s what a queer in a closet would say

No hotdog is a cheezburger

looks like the poor thing burned its lips too :(

----- three!

Yes

Birb

Roadman: 2+2 is 4, minus 1 that’s 3 QUICK MATHS!

I suppose with this logic cheap sausage is also plant-based