minus-squareJohnnyCache@lemmy.onetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·10 months agoMaybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away. linkfedilink
minus-squareJohnnyCache@lemmy.onetoMemes@lemmy.ml•It feels funny 🍍🍍🍍linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoAh, the rich man’s disease! linkfedilink
minus-squareJohnnyCache@lemmy.onetoMemes@lemmy.ml•It feels funny 🍍🍍🍍linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoIt’s probably more due to the “raphides”, microscopic calcium crystal needles that get embedded in your tissues. linkfedilink
Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.