Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

People lock their doors; everyone understands.

It is a little bit funny that the most exciting news about Switch 2 is that GameCube is coming to it.

mAh Na mAh Na

The following is a list of documents accepted as proof:

• Republican Party membership card

Pith off!

Where’s my round?

It was Eggatha all along.

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

Hi Hungry, I’m tired.

Tarannah

Gonna get that proportional representation any day now.

It isn’t like the old days. Religious people are among us now.

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

A couple of those stickers appear to be load bearing for a tailgate that no longer latches.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?

“Wait, you’re not plankton.”

I was just thinking there should be Pez compatible mints.