Always worth the wait.

You sure are.

Those panties need to come off.

Well I have two balls full of microplastics that need to be emptied!

You should give cleaning your room a try too!

Is she single?

Are you into babysitting emotionally immature man-children?

Because if so would you like to financially support one too?

Sure but I’ve never worn a condom, ever.

Last time I disappointed two people at the same time was dinner with my parents.

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Still waiting for your wife to film with other guys you don’t have a problem with that do you?

There’s absolutely no reason to be an ass here.

You’re still the hottest woman on Lemmy!