I’m pretty sure the developer of RIFisfun is making an app for Tildes. Or, at least, that’s what I’ve been hearing. It’s why I have a Tildes account.

Why cats are better than dogs: the majority of people don’t train their dogs properly.

Why do you need so many pockets? All you need are keys, phone, and wallet. Jeans look better than cargo pants.

Proof

Why the fuck are you godless? I’m right here, bitch.

Zombie Jesus, obviously. It’s 2023, not 10 AD.

I’m not alive, I’m undead.

I’m pretty happy with mine.