I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this🤣

I can 2nd this advice. Vinegar will basically get rid of any smell I’ve ran into.

Where do I find this “sex” you speak of. Probably would help if I didn’t have to work 60 hours a week….

From Wisconsin. Can also confirm: soda = pop and water fountain = bubbler. I remember my first trip down south. I got laughed at at a rest stop asking for pop and held that shit as a core memory for years.