Reminds me of the 2001 movie “Conspiracy”…

“The day is ok and the sun can be fun, but I live to see those rays slip away”

From “I Love the Night” - Blue Oyster Cult

“Earschplittenloudenboomer”

That post title brings back memories:

It was 1981 and my mom was having a hard time getting over the passing of my dad. So for a while, I occasionally took her to the movies.

One Saturday, I took her to see “Heavy Metal”.

She watched attentively with nary a comment.

Afterwards, I expected her to say something about it, given its mature content.

And, as we were passing through the lobby, she did:

“That was a cartoon.”

Galaxy Quest

Reminds me of the quote:

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”

In the mid 80’s, a friend that worked in a hospital was telling about unusual names. My favorite:

Syphilis (SUH-fill-ess) - the word was on the mother’s chart, she liked it as a variant of “Phyllis”, and thusly named her baby.

This is hilarious! I’d love to see it as a skit.