Letter carrier was the best job I’ve had, the only only one where the union was worth a damn too.

I tend to clip my pocket knife to them. Keeps it hidden inside the pocket while still being easy to grab.

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Several of my lawyer friends have commented that it is like learning magic. Say the right arcane phrase and (legal) reality shifts.

I cast Habeas Corpus!

‘I invoke my 5th amendment right to remain silent.’

For people who don’t know, it is extremely important to say that phrase, the way laws are currently interpreted you do not have your 5th amendment rights until you invoke them. If you want a lawyer say that first! Anything said after invoking the 5th nullififes it.

It takes 5 seconds to shove a rag into a bottle of popov, why the hell would you assemble it beforehand?

Guess its time to embrace your inner accelerationist.

I can accept being called out for being from philly but wtf is wrong with bluegrass?

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I was hanging out with my slightly racist friends and not calling them on their shit because it would be impolite.

No but Hugh Laurie is.

The air’s cleaner, the streets are greener

I am really impressed, I think I only saw blue skys a couple of times in the city. I really hope I get to go back and see how awesome it is now.

Damn things have changed a lot. I lived in Wuhan '00-'03 and I think the only two people I knew with personal vehicles were the president and vice president of the college.

The ability to play path of exile

I think I dropped my badge going to get ripits, mind dropping it by my desk?

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Wtf

Damn I knew it was big but that really is massive for an island.

Edit: It’s the largest island in the world, more than double the next. (New Guinea)

It looks Huuuuge on a mercator projection.