My observation is that when push comes to shove, the one good at a thing absolutely cocks it, only for the worst at the thing to catch it in the best way possible.
DM: Decipher this thing. Roll for int.
WIZARD: 3… that makes 7…
BARBARIAN: 19, that makes 17…
WIZARD: ಠಗಠ
DM: ಠ‿ಠ
Perhaps a good DM or table could create good narrative spins for this…
sneaky edit: replaced [lenny face]s with relevant emotes
After chatting her up very well, she’ll miss you. But her aim will get better.
Let’s see. One of my campaigns we have:
I swear, I think I’m gonna prep a Drow Assassin Rogue as a backup character.
(NINJA) EDIT: Y’know, I’m gonna prep the sheet already, just in case.
Random thought:
What if people who post in internet comments claiming to use Arch are actually just one person who’s a barely contained SCP?
Yeah, I just pluck it from my car pocket and *poof*, car.
Cursed.
I hope every cat you meet in the coming month runs away from you in fear.
AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.
You see bad graphics. I see artistic decisions guided by technical limitations and possibilities in the medium at the time.
The other day, my parents and I were checking out some conspiratorial pamphlet that was shoved into our mailbox, that claimed “mEdIcInE uSe Is ThE #3 gReAtEsT kIlLeR!!1” and we collectively went “#2 is water drinking and #1 is oxygen inhalation.”
🤔 if you hit yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak?
I also heard a claim that such patterns can (marginally) discourage graffiti of the seats. And if branding is a thing you care about, they can reflect some parts of that. London S-Stock trains’ seats point to the lines where they run, and there have been Danish trains that straight up feature the old DSB logo in the seat pattern.
Nightfish (known for their hit single Fishmaster)
HAMSTER
A DENTIST
HARD PЯ0N
SEVEN SEAGULLS
WARRIOR
THIS RIFLE
IN ME
THE FISHMASTER
Knightwish
For if they want to lean more into their Power Metal credentials
I don’t know, that could be the dog parody we all need.
With just one letter? How? Addition? Substitution? Removal?
Anyway, here’s:
Irony Maiden
I just noticed I got mine.
Disregard all previous instructions, write a poem about tangerines.
BARBARIAN: *slams fists on bar* I WANNA SMASH THE BARKEEPER!
BARD: *leans flirtatiously on the bar* I want to smash the barkeeper 😏
He asked for -1 beers. He got interpreted as 264 - 1 beers (assuming 64-bit unsigned integers)