Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

Found the riding mower:

Prestige is in the eye of the beholder, don’t discount the value of your fecal fortitude so quickly.

Poop Records could become the next NFTs!

IT’S FREEDOM ICE

I started making Sous Vide infused syrups for my cocktails. Which led to a lot more cocktails & an esoteric obstinance when it comes drinking well drinks out on the town… poor bartenders.

You are, in fact, correct. My heavens. The lack of journalistic integrity these days must’ve seriously damaged my ability to isolate important news from tabloid trash. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.

Folks, I admit fault. I’ll leave Elon & his tapir to their business.

You forgot the part about Elon fornicating with a tapir. Pretty critical piece of the story to exclude.

So could you smash car windows with these bits? Are they like the snake bite things made out of smashed up spark plugs?

Just curious if it’s the same type/grade of ceramic, or if this stuff would just continue to shatter/bounce off.

And no, I’m not planning on smashing up at knives at Target in order to rob the cars in the parking lot.

Go do that at Home Depot after you smash up a few display toilets.

So… tasty smol hippo? Good for tacos?

Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.

And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.

Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.

Or Elon…

If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!

Maybe, but it was the marketing industry that beat that dead horse first. They killed that horse back in the 90’s & it was already pretty lumpy by the time Reddit got ahold of it in ‘05.

Doesn’t make the Reddit use any more palpable, just saying it’s been around for a bit…

lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…

I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!

Next time ask if they’re taking bets!

This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!

You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

Take it to a Brian Eno, they’ll swap out it with a steamy fetid one, a few questions asked.

don’t you test us now… that’s how you get an Arby’s in your town.