That might genuinely just be bad business practices though

I have a friend who is a process server, they’ve told me countless stories of going to serve legal papers to a business but the business name had changed and wasn’t the same as on the paperwork so they couldn’t serve the papers

Unless they’re a distributor or operating under a different name online I can’t seem to find anything

Their 3 separate ornate stores in a town with a population less than 20k do not direct anyone online

We have a local chain of antique shops, very high-end

Never see anyone come or go

so, the iPhone 17 gonna be the same again then

I want Romulan ale

The independent auditor for Ukraine funding was going to be anything but independent

They were just trying to kill funding to Ukraine using any approach possible

I was wondering how they were going to start their run on the judiciary

Now we know

Well, the bronzer definitely gets everywhere

Instead of paying compliments at the table to Trump, Trump’s cabinet must take turns gargling Trump’s balls

On camera

The news in general seems to be awfully anti-Ukraine lately

We’re born 65 years in debt

Because that group likely thinks both options are terrible and think it’s a pointless waste of time

Ultimately proven correct

I guess it would

Lockheed does more than just defense contracts

It’s a fine line between being a hardass and just being an asshole

The balancing act takes too much competence and effort for this administration. So they decided to just be assholes and then play it off like they’re being hardasses

Is there a “went to Disney recently and didn’t like it” category?

Pretty simple.

He rejects it. Convinces his base that Ukraine doesn’t have the money

That would normally be enough, but this is Trump.

After conning his base into believing Ukraine doesn’t have the money Trump will also say that Zelenskyy tried to scam the US

It’s possible, but Trump would have to fuck up really bad over and over and over again right before election day and have dementia so bad he couldn’t even say his name anymore and the race between a woman and Trump’s 3rd term would still be close

I’d like to think it’s close because the republicans purged the rolls of most democrats, but it’s probably just the misogyny

This investigation will commence immediately and culminate in a report to the Secretary of Defense

The investigation report is going to culminate on the desk of the person responsible for leaking state secrets?