Oh shit, that was the name. The character was Nova

I wish StarCraft: Nova had happened

Fucked it, yes. Knocked it up, no. That was the Zeus

Gonna guess they aren’t experts

I remembered your Diet Dr Kelp, though

I served in the pizza delivery service for nearly ten years 🎖️

At least in my state, the lottery is run by the state government. The taxes from it go to schools.

I’d try it

Don’t underestimate the comfort of slippers

Sure he can, it’s right after the U

Doesn’t Cerberus have 3 heads?

And they get to smoke different weed from all across the world! Merry Christmas, everyone!

Literally my cousin. We always had a birthday cake on Christmas

My brother in Christ…

Okay, I’ve finally looked up what DEI means… Diversity, equity, and inclusion are things people are berated for??

No, shouldn’t really be an issue. People fly without luggage regularly, for many reasons. If they decide to flag and check you, just explain your situation

Because if there’s one thing US police are known for, it’s accountability

God Hates Figs

This? The dot over the i? That broke me.

The bigger the artist, the more likely they are to have a crew handling their gear. It is probably in whatever trailer or van they use to transport the gear when not on stage, then on/around the stage pretty quickly once the artist gets to the next city.