I remember this, after I was told I was learning France French I was a bit confused. Why wouldn’t we be learning Quebecois?

To be fair, I was a bad student so I wasn’t actually learning either…

Oh boy its time for my monthly spiral into Blackberry/Avro Arrow inspired sadness

I propose we temporarily adopt the “trade war” flag

Very nice. Now let’s see Canada’s business card measurement flowchart.

I’m just glad both Hungary AND Finland aren’t some weird cyan third thing

Now give it a headphone jack and I can finally replace my 3a XL

Oh that’s what that is. I just assumed it was Linux things happening. lol

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

Interac AFAIK used to be a nonprofit, but few years back became a for profit corporation. While I’m happy for the option, I’d stick with paper/metal where possible if CCs weren’t a thing.

Credit cards are the issue for me. An unnecessary third party skimming money (not to mention data) out of every transaction we make.

I can’t NOT use them though, since the cash back can be too good to pass up. If credit cards were regulated into irrelevance I’d be almost 100% on cash.

Mainly this, alongside a cost of living crisis not unique to Canada. Other concern is there is some animous towards immigrants as poor immigration policy is a part of why housing is where it is. Sadly, I’m not sure I’d feel welcome as an immigrant in Canada right now (perhaps more so for Indian/Pakistani immigrants, but still).

Avoid Canada, or at least Toronto/Vancouver. Country is not in a great state atm.

These are birthday presents, you have no right to look in these

Still stuck on my 3a XL waiting in vain for a headphone jack…

Anything to keep us arguing so they don’t have to fix the housing crisis

Canada vows lots of shit

I’m actually an engineer at [company name]

Bro it’s petty revenge time. [Company name] needs to see these messages and asked if this is representative of their company values.

When some filthy casual calls a piece of classical music a “song”

💀

Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.