It was a hit even in the country I was living in then far outside of Texas. It was so ridiculous and catchy it played at every discotheque and on the radio which was still a thing then.

281 33 oh 8 zero zero fo, hit mike jones up on the low because Mike Jones about to blow

Well you should have been listening to Rap music from Houston. This was a huge meme from then, it was Mike Jones’s actual phone number and it became an international hit lol. I never bothered to dial internationally to try it tho.

Where were you 20 years ago lol.

Back then ho’s didn’t want me now I’m hot ho’s all on me.

I’m not religious but I really think Larry Ellison is actually the devil. He literally looks like the stereotypical cartoon devil.

Look at Wikipedia, it’s so racist I don’t even want to copy paste it

I hate Poor’s and Standards, the S&P indexes are bullshit and investors are assholes

I grew up in a place where wearing blue would get you fucked with by gang members so I avoid blue and red. That hasn’t been a thing in a long time and I’m showing my age but I still avoid those.

Americans are all spineless imperial dogs

Do Americans even know that endorsements don’t actually mean anything?

Yes something something Ukraine. Russia bad. Something something save democracy. Russia bad. China bad. Ukraine wholesome. I don’t know anything about Iran or Persians but yes Iran bad.

Defederate!

Sears cancelled its catalog the year Amazon launched. Funny coincidence.

I hate America all the time but I especially hate America during their fake bullshit Kay fabe elections. Shut the fuck up yanks.

meant to post on lemmy.ml, editing and reposting

Why is that bad advice to vote for someone you agree with? It isn’t like American elections are in any way real or the government of the United States gives a fuck about the people who live there.

It’s collusion not conspiracy

That would require self crit and personal growth and I’m just not about that.

I use the wakit with ball and chain technology