Isn’t that just a burglary deterrent?

I’ve seen one opposite a cinema, cheaper than buying your sweets inside so it gets plenty of custom. It was the only one around though.

Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!

Sure mate, everyone’s out to get you

I dunno man, you seem pretty angry that this game exists. What’s so bad about it?

What’s the problem? Unhappy that people like different things to you?

It’s been a few years since I’ve played online multiplayer, but isn’t 100ms quite good?

Hitler’s first birthday as chancellor of Germany was the 8th best day ever? I’m not so sure we should be trusting this person’s judgement.

I don’t know how people live without a numpad

Simple, they don’t need to do all those specific things you use yours for!

If you build it, they will come

Why are people so vindictive and personal, and why do they double down so enthusiastically about taking it to this personal place where this person involved is being bad on purpose and needs to be attacked for being horrible, instead of just being a normal person with a variety of normal human failings as we all have?

First time on the internet? This happens everywhere, more so when you’re anonymous or pseudonymous, but whenever you’re behind a screen and everyone on the other side is just a username being controlled by an idiot or a troll.

Too used to being told off on the children’s internet

Could you type the word “shitty” out for me please

It’s like you’re quoting a supervillain who’s obsessed with “the greater good”

So you see something that you know is wrong and instead of trying to make it better you actively make it worse, and say fuck the people who are already suffering?

It’s fine to put poison in the water, everyone should be drinking the antidote anyway!

You’re part of the problem, you sociopath.

Do you see how this behaviour was evil and not care, or did you just not even think about what you were doing?

It’s much better to go online and mock obvious jokes as if they’re serious problems so everyone knows what a virtuous person you are!

Mocking someone for trying to look cool is very different to mocking someone for how they actually want to live their life

Trunky is full of bright bouncy sounds that pop

You’ve got to be taking the piss, right? This is serious software used by adults, not the colourful ride-on luggage for toddlers!