

wait until you see what 40 feels like…
Mroww…


wait until you see what 40 feels like…


microwave ovens…
in fact, make that all kitchen appliances.

Eggs from gay chickens and vanilla from gender-fluid vanilla plants.

anything can be Marie Kondo’ed, it would seem.
Rendered undrinkable how?
Define “consume”… where does the water go, again?


Put a little vaseline on the lens…


and prison rape jokes suddenly come back into fashion…



From your lips to Milton Friedman’s ears…


China tends to take a 1000 year perspective on things…
In the west we can hardly think 3 months ahead of the present moment.
.


Street Justice for white collar criminals like Martin Skreli…


Life is cheap in that part of the world


Not much left of Russian soldier bodies after they are killed by a Ukrainian drone. A few scraps, usually if they haven’t burned up in the fire started by camp stove fuel immediately after the drone explodes.


And still no jobs…
or butt-secks


ditto. fuck that app shit.
That’s what I’m saying, too…
30 is good, 40 is better.