I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

We’ll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.

Sick entropy, though.

I call that the Dutch lift.