I thought of this on my way to work today. I really don’t understand how so many people looked at a model y and thought “yeah. i want to drive a fucking egg more than anything else.”

Also I miss being able to afford eggs. I want to make muffins again :(

Jaws and his son: bite-size

his hands stuck to his head and he asking for help. obviously.

“Just Go to Bed” by Mercer Mayer

not if they’re playing bedrock harcore [sic] mode and die flying around or whatever

don’t forget the second part where i quit something i’m good at because i don’t immediately see exponential growth which means my current abilities are a mere fluke

You have to wonder if these “leaders” of big companies have families or hobbies or like doing literally anything normal.

Being addicted to working and hoarding money beyond reason is an addiction at the end of the day and it has wide reaching impact. They need to get serious help.

“Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.”

idiocracy is such a great movie! Mike Judge definitely has a unique style

Good catch. I got excited seeing this, but I can’t say I’m 250 USD excited. Maybe if I had more time to read.

the key to success really just is good posture

Same here. I knew there was a reason this shirt called to me this morning

Didn’t know about this. Thank you!

Does anyone know how i can like 50 pieces of the first face? None of the speed champion sets feel right without standard smiley guy

do you have any other advice? they got us going back to the mines soon with no additional pay, no parking, and no bus passes. so I’m looking to adjust accordingly

i think hezent passage might be the zenith passage. that’s the only one i was remotely able to comprehend. my eyes need a break

that’s not a home, my friend. you’re living in a restaurant!

it’s ok. i figured we could never be more than friends

can we meet?

didn’t know of it. I’ll check it out

damn what kind of fancy school anon go to where they can afford Photoshop for the students? our school could only afford desktops from 2 decades ago