There are gas powered soldering irons that are essentially lighters with metal around the flame. Real life savers

There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

Upvoted for pointing out what made me upvote this post

Roughly 7 million large boulders the size of a small boulder

“Sidereal” pronounced /saɪˈdɪəriəl, sə-/ sy-DEER-ee-əl, sə-

Nice. In German we have “am Arsch der Welt”, lit. translating to “at the arse of the world” to refer to the middle of nowhere

Sooner or later, all our genitals will evolve into crabs

I say we double down

The writer and group analyst Farhad Dalal questions the socio-political assumptions behind the introduction of Cock and Ball Torture. According to one reviewer, Dalal connects the rise of Cock and Ball Torture with "the parallel rise of neoliberalism, with its focus on marketization, efficiency, quantification and managerialism, and he questions the scientific basis of Cock and Ball Torture, suggesting that “the ‘science’ of psychological treatment is often less a scientific than a political contest”. In his book, Dalal also questions the ethical basis of Cock and Ball Torture.

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A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. You wouldn’t apply heat to a volumetric flask. That’s what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?

There is this book/movie called “Tomorrow, when the War began” about Australia getting invaded by a pan asian military force and I just love the idea that a bunch if Asian countries all get over millennia of grudges and rivalry just to majorly fuck over Australia

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

Breaking: Scientists discover alien-like creature at Red Lobster restaurant

Als jemand der in einer Großstadt wohnt kann ich bestätigen, dass die Haltung von großen Nutztieren in meiner balkonlosen 20qm Wohnung nur semi gut funktioniert

Hoffentlich ist die auch geeicht

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

I love Satisfactory but scrolling through a longer list of items can be a real pain. Scrolling with the mouse wheel feels incredibly slow and clicking the wheel once and then moving the the cursor down simply isn’t an option

So I’m often forced to resort to dragging the scroll bar manually, just like people in medieval times did

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

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