This happened last game sesh! I was ready for them to be confronted by my badass NPC only to be reminded they had already befriended him several months ago.

Sekilos Epitaph. I listened to it a lot when my loved one died.

As long as we can still practice.

Subgenius.

I’ve been at my job for less than a year, so I’m still learning new stuff here and there. I’m salaried too. When I’m working on processes I am familiar with - my job is cake. This week I took on a new and complex project and suddenly felt like you - why is this week so long and exhausting?! Give yourself a few months to get comfortable and your days will go by quickly.

You mean knitting a pink hat doesn’t work?

Can confirm, I am learning Mandarin but every time I hear Cantonese I can barely make heads or tails of it.

Good thing when you puke it only reverses from the midpoint!

Nope, I do too and I like it. I have no complaints so I am not too worried about missing out on some other features.

Dang, why you go for my jugular?

Always has been.

This is what I was thinking. You’d be going around in a partially decayed body, smelling like hell till all your cells could refresh.

I must use this in my game!

You’re right, I’ve been spoiled with a steady group for years but when we do add new players it’s just like you said.

The worst we ever had was the person who never brought anything to share, farted regularly at the table, and insisted on creating unplayable characters for fun.

Pick decent players and these issues don’t come up.

This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

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Glue factory or canned dog food is a perfect fit for them.

This is how I found out a couple of my old acquaintances had passed. I searched them up and found their death notices.

On the other hand, I have a friend with whom I made a pact to notify our respective families if we start to go down because we care but are not in regular contact.