So I clicked and it looks like some jerk called ‘Sign in’ did it. Mystery solved.

penis

Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.

If she really believed that book she wouldn’t be talking to me or my penis.

This might have been a good time to hit them with some reverse-psychology. Team up with Hillary to lobby FOR self-pardons and watch the GOP house have a stroke.

Nope, could be a turd.

Yes, but we are actually at the point where we have to ask if the alternative is better? In this case… It’s close.

Where’s the beef?

I really like when they drink the green goo and pretend it’s the best.

Jolly Roger isn’t a pirate flag. But somehow we just know.

Probably a LOT younger

It’s normal in a silly mustache disguise!

What, you don’t have a perfect memory of what comment you were going to leave when you were taking a shit 6 hours ago?

I might remember if I forget to flush.

Y’all seem to be taking your first shower.

Well I wouldn’t Lemmy in the kitchen or near any food.

Were you a mod by any chance?

don’t you feel this is so MUCH better than reddit, people are way nicer and have higher IQ

I feel like I bought a Prius 🫤

And the ex is also the waiter.

Just because you’re in the back doesn’t mean you can’t be the star.

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