The skeleton army has an awesome dental plan and a generous vacation allowance.

Neversink, a town in New York state that was submerged by the Neversink Reservoir in 1953

“Look, I know if didn’t exactly work out for the Titanic but our odds here are considerably better…”

Literally the exact same situation here. Also got diagnosed with a mild form of asthma after getting a really horrible cold in late 2019.

I feel like an actual 12 year old would have better taste than this

The 80’s/90’s problematically horny sci fi era will never be replicated by man nor machine.

You need Dr. Doctor Bliss

1. Get a job for the government by lying about your credentials
2. Lie your way through the background check
3. Ask your boss for gold bars for “work expenses” and get them.
4. Stash your ill gotten gains in a non-extradition country <---- (Important!)

This guy is either just short of insanely lucky or defrauding the government is way easier than it should be.

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Critics call it ethical gooning.

Thou shalt only fund schools via licentious gooning!

If there’s ever going to be a group thwarted by meta-ethics, it’s the techno-rationalists.

Calling it Super Intelligence would be like if you had a slightly better cruise control and called it Fully Automated Driving.

Boy do I ever have something exciting to tell you.

Hey everyone, you’re in for some minor inconveniences like erosion of the consensus reality, industrial-scale fraud, and widespread joblessness, but if you complain you won’t get any more Shrimp Jesus or deepfakes of your coworkers.

Roko’s Basilisk, but it only tortures people who helped bring it into being.

Neglecting the reality that the war actually began with the HO scale invasion when Russian model trains crossed into Ukrainian territory via Crimea.

In other news, the Agriculture Minister enjoys high approval ratings from his tomatoes.

Lawyers don’t tend to subscribe to the concept of forgiveness.

“While the record does not reflect precisely how the AI video factored into the sentencing calculus, there is no question it played a role,” read a portion of the ruling. “And on this record, the judge’s consideration of the AI video so prejudiced Horcasitas as to render the sentencing procedure fundamentally unfair.”

Based on this snippet of the appeals court ruling it appears that the defense team’s impression was that it resulted in negative bias.

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-manslaughter-sentencing-vacated-due-use-ai-victim-impact-statement

notices ur sfumato OwO

Bit idea: protest outside Anthropic’s headquarters demanding rights for the conscious models.

“Those all have their cost and complexity multiplied by a factor of 10, maybe by a factor of 100, so there has to be a really big payoff” says man about a technology that is famously not making anyone any money.