When the Trumpers crawl through the rubble Trump has turned their country into, they’ll still think “how could Biden ever do this to us?”

Lass sofort ein Bier rüberwachsen, sonst setzt’s Randale!

Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells. But unironically.

So sind wir hier.

Ich bin Kanadierin…

Aber wie lange noch?

Now now. Let’s not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!

Only 12? Wow, so advanced.

Just make sure you never leave your F-150, in case a bear or cougar gets you. Wal-Mart parking lots are the most dangerous.

That’s what I thought.

Fake news! He’s always been a lizard!

How do they make these polls? By calling people on their landlines? Who are they going to reach like that?

Have you tried cycling?

Da sind doch wenigstens noch vier Portionen drin! Elende Verschwender!

Aufgrund einer unvorhersehbaren Störung kommt unser Zug 135 Minuten später an.

Für DB Verhältnisse ist der doch praktisch neu.

What’s cartoons? Is he on TikTok?

Nooooo!!! Never!!!

Yeah, duh.

Actually, the Norwegians and Finns aren’t all that fond of the Swedes.

If you calculate about 200 gr for one meal, it would make one breakfast for 60 million people. Not even one tenth of the population.