Well not really. It is kind of ground beef soup, with a lot of spices added to give it it’s signature flavor. This chili, spaghetti, and cheese is a three-way. If you add beans in the chili (or onion), then it becomes a four-way (or I guess just… chili with beans in it if you put it on anything else?). If you put BOTH beans and onions in it, then it’s a five-way.

Positive things I’m sure. If you don’t enjoy Cincinnati chili, are you even living??

Right guys? Right??

(We also enjoy regular chili, my company has an annual chili cookoff. Not Cincinnati chili, just regular chili)

Hey now, Cincinnati is great. We got chili, we got King’s Island, we got a museum with dinosaurs and a lot of historical stuff too, we got Graeter’s Ice Cream, not exactly unique to Cincinnati but we have a baseball and football team that we feel very strongly about even if they don’t always meet our expectations, we got one of the best zoos and botanical gardens in the United States, while it’s not technically Ohio, we have the Newport Aquarium right across the river, we got all kinds of stuff!

Including corn. God we love corn.

Hey I’m from Ohio D:

Donut is just an American variation of the spelling, and considering they’re talking about what Americans call this, donut is perfectly acceptable, and maybe even a more correct usage than the doughnut spelling

They never claimed that nuclear is bad, they claimed that the Chernobyl disaster has already negatively impacted the land enough, mining would only make it worse

Whats there not to understand here? If you make $400,000 per day since the year 1 up until modern day, you still would only have 87% of Bezos’ modern net worth.

I too enjoy shatting with others

Hey now, insulting grandmothers is off limits

I looked up on google at one point what the minimum required depth for a cable running under a building is by NEC code. It told me it was 0 inches. I laughed and called it stupid, wtf do you mean 0 inches?? Upon further research, 0 inches is the correct answer, I felt real stupid after that -_-

As somebody who knows nothing about this, I find wankel hilarious. Right up there with cockburn valves.

I’m somebody who has food stamps. It’s like a debit card that the government will load with money monthly. You can only use it to purchase food items. If your total bill at the store is $40, $20 of food and $20 of other household goods, then paying with the food stamps card will pay for the $20 of food. You’ll still have to pay the $20 of other goods with your own money.

Chess players when the mechanical turk showed up (was definitely AI, not a fraud, don’t look it up)

Gold production seems like an oddly specific thing to put on that list

Poor pawns, put into a box and forced to promote

I work as an electrician on a construction site, and one of the greatest perks of the job is that you leave it there. It’s not like you can work from home in the first place, and we don’t really have shifts. Everybody comes in at the same time and leaves at the same time, so you don’t have to bother with covering extra shifts.

That isn’t to say it’s a dream job of course, the perks are great, but the work itself will probably bite me in the ass later with health issues…

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

He tried to set it for 30 minutes and instead set it for 30 minutes. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, metal soup

It’s a laxative from what I can see. What they meant by it I’m not sure, but their selling line is “no taste, no grit, no gas” so I think they were just saying you have no taste?

That girl looks suspiciously young… And she’s watching subway surfers… Oh… oh no