Meeech

You’d be surprised how often will-call orders are placed. The company I work for places them almost daily.

My wife has a work colleague who voted for Trump for the sole reason that she gets better care at the VA with republican presidents. I should ask how that’s going.

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Don’t look up.

It’s because you’ll be standing in line waiting to vote instead.

Why so angry? It’s all they know…

I hate shitty sequels…

Reminds me of this one

The Bard I played with last campaign did that by casting gravity well next to the exterior wall of an orphanage. He succeeded with your spell.

That photographer knew what they were doing.

Holy shit I burst out laughing. The silence was deafening.

Oh my that “okay…” was perfect. You could tell it tripped him up hard mentally. He had to resort to asking the same question to everyone there. “How long have you worked here? How long have you worked here? How long have you worked here?”

Priceless.

By all means, don’t skip that ad. Relish in it.

My dude, don’t tell me you’re browsing the internet without an adblocker!

Jersey Mike’s was recently purchased by the same company that owns Subway. Give it time and they’ll be the same shit quality.

One thing I’ve noticed is almost any female politician, we refer to them by either their first name or the full name, but rarely by their last name. Meanwhile male politicians are almost exclusively referred to by their last name only.

Once I made this realization, I started making a conscious decision to stop saying Kamala and began referring to her as Harris.

I’m ready for a Harris/Walz administration.

A full one at that.

Such a painfully good movie. It hurt because of how close it parodies reality.

It’s a clown show. The MAGA camp thought they had it in the bag for a few weeks and made some incredibly stupid, sloppy decisions.

You say that like MAGA and stupid, sloppy decisions don’t go hand in hand.

The best crime. The most crime!