Comes through the bladder, but isn’t pee. They did an ultrasound study where women emptied thier bladders and then stimulated until they squirted. Thier bladder is empty of urine, but rapidly fills and releases a clear fluid to squirt.

If the lady doesn’t empty her bladder first, it’s going to have urine in it. But the fluid itself isn’t urine.

Praying the burned import disc boots up, probably.

Having played all the editions in the comic, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that 4e is unfairly maligned and I would rather play it over Advanced 2e or 3.5.

The powers system gets bloated fast, but offloading potentially broken support spells and powers into 10min to 1 hour rituals is genius. 4e has the only useful version of Pyrotechnics between the listed editions.

Short Rests being 5 min instead of 1 hour really feels like the pace of encounters keeps up without any awkward pauses, and means encounter powers are reliably up by the next fight.

The understanding that mechanical roles and flavor power sources could be swapped around and make a bunch of classes instead of trying to theme classes solely around fantasy archetypes let them have greater design freedom.

Short rests and powers attached to them, subclasses being a core part of the basic classes, ritual casting, at-will basic spells for casters, & proto-advantage in some class abilities are all extracted from 4e.

5e isn’t bad - its arguably the best version of D&D. But I’ve seen a lot better fantasy systems than D&D, and some fantastic mechanics left on the cutting room floor between NEXT and 5e.

I have heard the ‘4e was MMO edition’ critique multiple times and not once has anyone been able to articulate why 4e was specifically like WoW in a way that wasn’t outright false or was so broadly similar that it applied to nearly all fantasy RPGs, electronic or tabletop.

I’m going to push it a bunch. What happens if I hit that 1% more than once?

From the “make him regret being born” instructions, I’m guessing this is someone ordering for some fool who was either bragging about thier spice resistance or talking shit about Thai food not being spicy.

My phone is a 2021 model and still has a 3.5mm jack and a memory card slot.