As long as he’s able to speak, even if it’s in tongues or babytalk, his sycophants and hangers-on will claim he’s firing on all cylinders.

Meal Team Six is (*huff*-*puff*) on the (*pant*) case!

Ghost archive of a New York Times piece on Russell T. Vought.

Bet his staff keep showing him Battle of Toronto footage and telling him it’s Portland (or LA, or Memphis, or Chicago, or wherever Donnie wants to send his toy soldiers today).

Dead men tell no tales don’t deny they belong to antifa.

If all of their efforts to cheat and steal the midterms somehow fail, MAGA Mike will simply refuse to seat any Democratic reps.

A preview of Pickled Pete’s speech:

Don’t underestimate how much they hate, hate, hate Democrats. For most Republicans, their only choices they can imagine is voting Republican, or staying home. They wouldn’t vote for a Democrat if you put a gun to their head.

Fascism makes the majority miserable, so the regime must blame others. Eventually, this becomes a circular firing squad where they take each other out. Unfortunately, ordinary people will always get caught in the crossfire.