We shouldn’t have let her back in the country after her visit with Trumplestiltskin

I still use my 2010 Vaio. If they still made them, it’s definitely what I would have gone for when I upgraded.

Maple-washing bastards.

Fuck, really? I don’t care about the Chronically Horrid, but I have (soon to be ‘had’) a Saltwire subscription.

According to an email from CSCB as of 1530 Eastern time, he’s pausing tariffs on anything CUSMA eligible for Canada and Mexico until April 2nd.

That’s pretty fucking irresponsible

At my local pet crematory, I was able to pick which service I preferred. Having your pet cremated by itself is much more expensive so they give the option to have them cremated together with other animals to save money (or actually be able to afford it)

This is my current rage inducement. I will be able to keep untethered headphones for likely less than 24 hrs before losing one or both. Plus, without a 3.5 jack, I can’t charge the phone and listen at the same time. No more heart monitor, you have to buy a separate smart watch. I wish I could afford a fairphone.

Wait, even they don’t have it anymore. Someone needs to make an a la carte phone

I’m looking for a new phone and it’s so frustrating. There are a couple that still have it but there are none that have all the features I want. There’s no heartrate monitors on phones anymore either because they want you to buy a smart watch.

Like when people used to spell it “psych” instead of “sike”

It’s toppings contain potassium benzoate

It looks like they sell it at a 20% loss though

Everybody buy No Name orange juice and maybe we can bankrupt them. Unless I’m reading it wrong.

I subconsciously assumed they were watermarks and just ignored them completely

Sh-sh-claw!

What about W?

Uh, I agree?

I am also in Canada. Our province runs the power grid on coal and sold the utility to a private company that doesn’t bother with the expense of upkeep on infrastructure. They built a sweet skating rink though.

Never thought I’d see that song as being optimistic

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