Commiechameleon [any, comrade/them]

I was kidding when I said they just do that sometimes

The USA’s Last Final Warning For Realsies This Time

sigh me too me too. Sigh later I have something I have to take care of… again!

Uhhhhh, yeahhhhhh, I’m gonna consoome

Into*, unless they’re being air dropped ?

We will bleed out while we watch neighbors get medical care, dw though, most lethal military ever. With enough skull salve we too shall pass

So… The semis are…

That’s more of setting the mood imo. If we go through with detailing… the details… Would planes be a sperm cell? Kinda works like bed bugs.?.?.?

r/wholesomeafidfk~>Absolute hecking chonker of an inferno tears it up on the warehouse floor, raises the roof, and brings the house down. Later seen strolling through Central Park. [Wholesome]

I feel bad for Blaze catching flak, not his fault he’s big boned and a little clumsy, cut him some slack!i!i!i!i!i!i

How uh, do they copulate? Asking for a friend.

Dw, they just do that sometimes.

In America one does not have a fire suppression system, only a suppressive fire system.

And all I had to do to see my dumb joke, better written, was move my eyes slightly lower…

“now we’re gonna have something called a size bet see and unzips whoever is smaller is gonna-” No you

And if it lands on its side?

A, it’s poooooost mortem cannibalization… Yikes

Oh. I thought that the Irish were forced to eat their own during their genocide with a controlled famine brought about by the English colonizing the island. I’ll take a looksy.

No no, no slur here, I am a white pig(gy).

Guess it’s time to pick up a trade? Help ‘fix’ those pesky washing machines? Maybe help Xi / Xir take a shower by refitting a pipe?

Still love the flag though

Me too, I’m confirmed visually as not straight passing but not gay either. Apparently gives my coworkers pause when they’re trying to pin down my orientation, and prior to where I’m at now, I made a gay man uncomfortable when he was trying to dance around asking and I was playing dumb to see how flustered he’d get :3. Can’t wait to save up some money to get hrt to see or hear more brains crashing:

Anyways, a str8 hoar moos when they get baby batter shoved into them by someone straitr and mainlier.

(Made ya look)

(Please pretend you thought it was main)