I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.