Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

OD’d… on cheetos…?

Fuck. I hate this fucking timeline.

I don’t know about that, but i do know that .666 is the mark of the milliBeast.

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

That’s Tim Allen. He’s handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!

They made an “if/then” statement based on your statement. They attacked the idea, not the person making it. No ad hominem detected.

“You used to kill animals for fun?!”

I think we’re in dire need of some Orcus right now.

And by extension, Putin.

I miss the good ol’ days when Bushy was the worst we could field. Ah, nostalgia.

The Tau…?

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years…

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?”

“Nuh uh.”

“Me neither. We never used the damn things.”

You sound just like my little weenie girl! I do try.