ChojinDSL

Because everybody believes their bullshit snake oil.

They somehow forgot Marjorie Taylor Green. “Jewish space lasers”

So… basically anyone who dares to criticize Israel because of their treatment of Palestinians is automatically an anti-Semite. Got it.

You can either describe what you want, or show a picture of a haircut that you like.

Wouldn’t expect anything else from Qatar.

But seriously, who in their right mind would use Grindr in Qatar? If I was gay, I would be veeery apprehensive about being in Qatar or even just working for their airline.

What if they ask him to bring watermelon and chicken to the cookout? ;-)

Stop fingering your mom. 😉 (Sorry, couldn’t resist)

“Shot and wounded…”, American cops take some notes!

Anybody else find it funny that her cart is just full of junk? No fresh fruit or vegetables to be seen. Some things never change in America.

“Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp not the rat!” That line from Muppets Christmas carol still cracks me up.

As a seasoned sysadmin, I approve.

Not surprising when corporations and special interest groups practically run the U.S. Government.

(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

Gravity. The biggest killer of Russians lately.

Fuck all of them.

Republicans: “Free market!” Also republicans: “Buy American” “we need to ban Chinese companies from importing and selling goods in the u.s.” “Outsourcing labor is just smart business”

I don’t think Trump will spend a day in prison. Simply because they don’t want to set a precedent, that a u.s. president can go to jail.

Worst that might happen, is that he’s barred from running again.

FFS, what a bunch of babies.

I’ve given up on multiplayer. Too many kids that apparently had relations with my mom.

Crap. That would mean that I’m old and fat in every dimension.