You’re in solarpunk territory. They want to rid us of money entirely. Sounds pretty nice but requires huge cultural and lifestyle changes.

The original makes sense. Both your alternatives are weird. The first is completely strange the second one begs the question, what about Janice.

What are you trying to express here?

What are you suggesting? That we vote Biden in the primary?

I don’t want Biden. Nobody I know wants Biden. All my friends are voting uncommitted now but will hold their noses and vote for whoever is most likely to beat Trump in the general. It’s a pathetic situation.

What car model are Thinkpads?

F150? Built for work, deployed in commercial fleets, and often used by folks who don’t really need them.

Well stated!

It’s hard to trust someone I’ve never met. I don’t want to travel either but I want to understand the people I work with in a way that’s only possible when we share space.

It’s work. It’s not always fun but that’s too be expected.

Base level: get a good lock, lock to something sturdy in a visible location. Put a cable on the seat and through the front wheel. Register the serial number with police and hide an air tag on it.

Next level: cover your bike in stickers or hit it with spray paint in a few spots. Swap out components for kitchy ones or mark them up. Go wild with reflective paint on the tires.

Elite level… Hang out with bike punks. Ride with them and learn their ways. Even if your bike is stolen chances are it makes it’s way back to you.

The oldest millennials were born in 81. Most didn’t have Internet access when they were 12. Also they would be 63 in twenty years and still mentally sharp.