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I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.

Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…

I was lead to believe we would get Ant Man.

Do doo be-do-do
Mah Nà Mah Moon
Do do-do do

The authors wrote: “Although the specific mechanism of erectile dysfunction caused by computer use has not been clarified in the present study, the damage of sedentary behaviour to erectile function appears to be clear, which needs to attract public attention.

The study also says that for every 1.2 hours spent using the computer the chances of experiencing ED increase by 3.57. I’m starting to formulate a theory as to the mechanism of ED caused by computer use. Stick with me here. The longer men sit in front of a computer the greater the chances they view porn and “bust a nut” (I believe that’s the technical term) thus increasing the perception that they are suffering from ED because as we all know, when you ask someone if they watch porn on their computer the answer is almost always “no”.

I am not a scientist or formally educated and suffer from lower levels of follicle-stimulating hormones. The edits were to fix spelling errors. Probably some still lingering around.

I modded this so early I forgot what she originally looked like.

Pulling my dad’s finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

Would get away to fish for two weeks. No cell phones, no technology, just living (camping) in nature. Enjoy the beauty of the lake and the challenge of catching a fish. Isn’t always easy and you probably throw back more than you keep. Sit on the boat with your buddies, drink beer, BS about anything, and every now and then reel in what feels like Mobey Dick at the end of your line but turns out to be a stick.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they’re drowning in shower water?

Was “dick” not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know…or DID they know and really leaned into it?

Finger of God.

Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

Hey, those kids gotta get to school.

She’s still trying to figure out what he means when he says, “Just the tip.”

Can we start calling him “The Royal formally known as Prince”?

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

Not so quiet and not so secretive if it’s being reported on is it?

I’m so poor this year I want Santa to bring me coal so I can heat my room!

It’s not really that bad - but I still support these ghosts.

When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I’d rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.