Thank you! I have a tiny cataract, but even my good eye hates jeeps, and big rigs.

Truest words ever. Would flash/action script be considered?

How is anyone supposed to make any dessert there when the frozen yogurt machine is broken?

WTF? Is this reality? Where is the rapture? Where is the second coming? Where are the child living priests? He has absolutely no place complaining about the pace of anything until his house is in order.

I haven’t even read the whole thing yet, but damn! You have a brain! I came here ready to take a dump on someone, but you… Make… Sense?? This does not compute. I gotta go somewhere else to empty my bowls. Good job.