BruceTwarzen

Yeah, one would really think

Every single time he opens his mouth would be enough.

I’m so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i’d wish for is that the pedos like me.

Unfortunately a lot of them get attached to the human so much, they just fall back on the ground and can never find their way back to the flock. It’s heartwarming and sad at the same time

Teenager… Millenial?

When even the crazies boo you, it’s time to think about your life choices

Those were the good old days. These days amazon reviews are: New 2024 Stainless Steel knive HD super sharp i like. *****

The craziest thing about the whole Trump thing to me is that a re-election is even on the table.
Like american politics are usually kinda predictable. When Donnie got elected, i assumed that he’s gonna do such an embarrassingly bad job, that after a year or two, pretty much everyone would just shrug and go: well i don’t know how he got elected, i didn’t vote for that baffoon. And then the new president comes around and he would disappear in obscurity as one of these weird things that happens because haha americans dumb.
But somehow, after seeing for 4 years what a bang up job he did and is still doing, he’s still in the race for being president. It’s one of these things that i just can not comprehend. I can’t watch a single clip of him that makes me believe that he is an actual real person and not some cartoon villain.
To me that is the real story when i see these posts, not the whole x voting for y.

We can’t light up a bridge, the political climate is just too rough.

Well he’s old as fuck

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Or at all

But look at these shiny guns, now THAT’S freedom

Americans are at war with their history books

I was worried for a second there

I mean their last connecters burned out, so it’s definitely an upgrade

No one said anything about power.

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

It’s wish for even dumber people

Tell me you are a redditor without telling me you are a redditor