An ethnic mob surrounding an outnumbered cop and no one got shot. Would turn out quite differently if the mob was a different ethnicity. And that poor woman lives in this neighborhood. She will have PTSD any time she leaves her apartment.

Genius PR move. He gets to look the part of the populist to his base and conveniently deflects blame to his opponents when it inevitably fails to pass.

Come to think of it, there hasn’t been a US president that died of old age while in office. I guess Harrison comes close dying from pneumonia at 68, but that’s a young whippersnapper compared to our last two crypt keepers.

Quid pro quo

That Pacifica is hauling ass. Timmy will NOT be late for hockey practice.

Who are these supposed adults in the room? The ones who uphold the “rules based order” we have come to accept because they attempt to conceal their atrocities from the public? Every US president in my lifetime (going back to Carter) is a war criminal. Donnie is just more brazen about it which makes his conflicts with the judicial system more publicized.

The GOP openly spat on their most loyal voter base but somehow Democrats will completely fail to capitalize on their self-own.

The American electorate has the memory of a goldfish.

Gotta outdo the mass shooting at last year’s parade.

This reads like something that was generated by an AI trained solely on satirical Hexbear posts.

Presidential funerals are performative spectacles meant for public consumption so his wording is unintentionally honest.

It’s because the Republic of Ireland and the DPRK both stood defiant from imperialism.

Dammit, that’s heartbreaking to hear.

The two on the right have no redeeming qualities. Colbert was funny during the Bush years on the Daily Show. Oliver, despite his chronic liberalism, occasionally has some great segments highlighting injustices in society that are overlooked. And I have no opinion on the guy to his right because I’ve never watched his show. Of course, Conan shits on them all but he is thankfully absent here.

These things can turn stale grocery store croissants into decadent gourmet pastries with that air frying voodoo.

It was the Trial of the Century until OJ snatched that title away. It’s looking like Luigi is going to be the early frontrunner for the trial of this century.

“The mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence,” she said of Adams, a former NYPD captain who is now accused of federal corruption charges.

Throw that shade, sis!

Not quite true as the Tacoma and Tundra are always among the top 20 best selling cars in America. They aren’t perceived as foreign trucks because they are actually as American as they come- they’re built in San Antonio and designed for the US market. I often see them used as chudmobiles- full Trump regalia decked out in US flags, Punisher logos, blue line and NRA stickers galore. But yeah, the big 3 domestic trucks do outsell them overall.

Collect them all!