BlueMagaChud [any]

I mean, of course he is, every US president is, but that phrase is hers forever in my mind

a fucking fascist.

so they’re just going to attack Langley?

Kansas is too flat, I need that higher level of liberalism

I think if somebody drops something heavy and the noise removed the parliamentarian then they have to shred the bill

That pilot’s callsign? Cornpop

how’s that Plaza Accord working out for you?

kangaroo courts

has anyone ever done a literal kangaroo court? I would love to see those guys wander around a courthouse

my bipartisan bill to jangle keys is going to the president’s desk and then we get choccy milk

some failson forgot to stock up and just went, “eh, pin it on climate change”

I called them Capital’s copraphage recently, the theme keeps coming up

she actually tripped on an identical looking hammer

who knew whales could be wife guys?

I don’t think there’s a way for him to ever truly internalize what he did in Russia without instantly killing himself, this is what powers the farcical worldview that keeps him alive

I think it should be like a catch-and-release program, where they’re hunted down, swirlied in the nearest toilet, and then released for it to be done again until they achieve a PHD in dialectical and historical materialism

after about 24 hours I just assumed they were going to “catch” somebody that won’t be the guy. Luigi didn’t do it and if they drop him and accuse someone else, they also didn’t do it

What’s the us embassy sfx makeup artist salary like?

they yearn for Al-Quaido

I’ve been doing this bit recently where whenever AQ is mentioned I just pretend that they’re talking about Langley

good instincts, Charli XCX should hire them for PR consultation