It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

The “Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess!” Version of link?

Go Team Venture!

“That still only counts as one”

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

Mallrat to “Astrologers”:

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a (goat)… it’s a Sailboat.

Or time things Just right, to accidentally drop something and reach down at the same time to pick it up. Or reach for the same book/grocery/product.

I’ve met more people that hate Carrots, then raisins. Not sure why. A carrot cinnamon roll… Would be weird…?

+Help mask my Bad Breath.

Also I don’t smell others’ bad Breath/BO as much. Heavy perfume still gets through …“silent deadly” farts…not sure…

Shang-chi chooses Lemmy, confirmed.

You’re already working, as the cats’ bed for the day.

“Look at this. You beat cancer and you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo…”

Does it come with a shovel? Is it green?