Cars are people too. So is money, guns, buildings, corporations. Everybody except trans people according to conservatives

One side is actively making lists of LGBTQ+ people

The other helped give them equal rights.

Both sides are not the same and she should know better.

Get to the choppa!

Sorry, remember that Nintendo you wanted so badly as a child you would do anything to get? Honestly I pretty happy I’m not millennial or gen z, they got it pretty bad. I at least got to live in a cheap Los Angeles and take a decade of my life figuring out a career. These days you better be laser focused and do everything perfectly if you want to thrive.

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He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

People are broke and broken. They don’t care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking “all this misery is great for business!”

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

Nothing good, nothing bad. Like Chernobyl

My professional medical advice as a medicinal professional is to hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day

Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in an easy to read bumper sticker format

I asked AI to make an image of me as a woman but all it showed was a giraffe. At least I was a good looking giraffe 🦒

When I describe myself as a bottom it’s typically to mean bottom of the barrel. Where all the scraps and juices live

There’s always money in the banana stand. Eric needs a break from running it anyways.

If so far your only issue is the work ahead then at least you are doing it right. My parents have a neighbor doing the same thing on land that was practically a swamp before. Guess who didn’t do proper water management before getting all their lumber delivered and dug and poured the foundation, those people SMH.

I mean, the government could tackle homelessness, or end child hunger, many appropriate subjects. But instead they want to regulate jerk-off material. Sad.

I know! It’s saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]

There’s nothing wrong with sucking cock, but there is lots wrong with being a conservative

The genocide will continue until morale improves