This is what they want to strip mine from the ocean floor.

That movie had so many rules to it I couldn’t follow it either

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don’t ask questions about Project Mayhem.

The Spanish roll their tongues, the British swallow theirs

This random goose was in my neighborhood while my kid and I took a walk today. Needless to say we crossed the street before we got too close.

She sucks, I voted for Harper in the primaries but the Dems are full of neo-libs like her. It’s hard to see that party go more liberal even with Sander’s and AOC’s help

This is why market research is important before rollout.

There are actually 1000s of these urban gardens throughout Detroit. I don’t know where solo traveler got their info from but it’s not impossible for it to add up to 1200 acres.

Part of my company’s plan to weather the trade war was to stock up and wait for our competition to be priced out. We also expect the factories in China that supplied our competitors will shut down too. There is a ton of spare capacity with some of them and they work on slim margins. Even a short term downturn of orders can push many to close.

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

Love the leaves, I will have to grow some now

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

Things are permanently fucked. Inflation will go up on goods, deflation will keep lowering the value of the dollar. Shipments are being rejected at the ports on both sides. You couldn’t have screwed things worse for small - mid businesses short of a nuclear war. The GOP was efficient with destroying our economy this time.

How I sleep when that aquarium of sea monkeys I ate a year ago reach full maturity.

You got to buy a car somehow. When I was 16 I got a job a McDonald’s just to do that. Took me 6 months of saving at $4.25/hr. to purchase a $2000 1979 Ford Bronco. Got 6 miles to the gallon and gas was around $.50/gallon. Insurance was around $25/mo. All of this and 4-6 CDs per payday was feasible on that pay.

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

I’m growing my own food in the backyard, should be ready to eat by August!

“I don’t have a hot dog in this bun” - me to the Costco worker.

I use 2x2 to make a frame and then drape chicken wire over it. Staple the ends to the planter box and weave the tomatoes up one end and over. both sides would fruit constantly.